twitchkoff: Hornitos Reposado #FTW
twitchkoff: Whoever designed the State of Illinois DMV website should be shot
twitchkoff: Shouldn't have took that ambien before takeoff
twitchkoff: Overheard in mens room: 'that girl with the droopy eyes is hot'
twitchkoff: Fish tacos #FTW http://t.co/4PZiJ2O
twitchkoff: I'm at Potash Brothers Market (875 N. State St., Chicago) http://4sq.com/nVyOqn
twitchkoff: I'm at Tempo Cafe (6 E. Chestnut St., N State St., Chicago) http://4sq.com/n9jbbd
twitchkoff: JoePa gets hurt and the stock market crashes 634 points...
twitchkoff: #drunj (@ U.S. Cellular Field w/ 66 others) http://4sq.com/rcNpbE
twitchkoff: I don't understand the fascination and motivation to jog in sub-zero weather